This is my 20th post! Party! Ahaha, I doubt many people read this, but I enjoy writing it so here's the 20th one!
I thought I'd celebrate with proof of how much I love my math class.
Quotes*:
Mr. Jackson: "Today we are learning exponentiation..."
Marcus (?): "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HARRY POTTER SPELL"
-cue for entire class to start using pencils as wands and yell "EXPONENTIATION!"-
Mr. Jackson: "Now, here's a sidenote that might help you..." -he goes to the very side of the white board and writes his "sidenote" as class admires punny-ness-
Mr. Jackson: "So what's the first step?"
Class: muffled noises, a few varied ideas
Mr. Jackson: "Who said the F-word?!?!"
Class: shock
Mr. Jackson: "C'mon guys...you know I just meant Factoring!"
Mr. Jackson: "See class, I just used exponentiation and the multiplicitive property at the same time!"
Class: "FANCY!!"
Mr. Jackson: "Now, here is a pearl of wisdom that may help you..."
Sara: "For me using the pearls of wisdom are right up there with thou shan't kill!"
Mr. Jackson: "If you are ever lost while I am explaining something, I want you to say Ohana because Ohana means family and family means no-one gets left behind."
Mr. Jackson walking in the room to see all of our desks flipped to the side and us sitting in them like everything is normal: "Look guys, I appreciate the gesture..."
*these quotes are just based off of my memory so if you're in my class and you remember the wording/person who said it differently feel free to tell me!


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